thehefner | she insisted I post this before we sober up and think it'd a bad idea

Henchgirl to me: "OH MY GOD. You're naked, you're on top of me, you're kissing me, and you're quoting WATCHMEN. I had no idea this was one of my requirements for the perfect boyfriend until just now!" -maniacal cackling- "And not even one of the well known quotes, an obscure one! Not only are you a geek, you're an elitist! MINE!"

We frequently have banter in the bedroom that--between the TMI and the obnoxious-happy-couple factors--I've resisted posting on LJ. Thank god for wine. Thank god I didn't post the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man discussion. THAT was graphic.

Henchgirl says: No it wasn't. We were just discussing the proportional weight and mass of Mr. Stay-Puft in relation to a regular marshmallow. During sex.

Aren't you glad you have that visual now, you lucky people you?

Henchgirl says: Oh, come on, John. You KNOW there are people on your flist who wish their significant others could sing Yakko Warner's 'Nations of the World' during--

GOODNIGHT, FOLKS.