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A GREEN LANTERN movie is being made.

With Jack Black.

As Kyle Rayner.

To be done "as a zany comedy is the style of THE MASK."

*sharp, slow intake of breath"

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What. The FUCK. Strangely, the last time they tried to do a GL movie it was gonna be with Eddie Murphy. What the FUCK, MAN! Marvel is giving us some of the best superhero movies of all time, and what do we get from DC? Catwoman and now this shite!

A petition against this travesty has been set up here http://www.petitiononline.com/GLantern/petition.html for all the good it'll do.

God. What the FUCK is Warner Brothers doing?!