thehefner | Captain Buzzkill Strikes!

So, you've had a long hard week, and now the weekend's here. Maybe you just finished a show or work's been getting on your nerves and you thought you'd unwind with the help of some mind-altering substances, yes? Well, think again! For lurking in the shadows is that scoundrel of socializing, the Prince of Passive Aggression, the fiendish... CAPTAIN BUZZKILL!

He sulks in the corner and hogs all the Tostitos! He pretends to steal your brain and smash it into bits! He looks down at you, arms crossed, and sadly laments, "I'm not angry, I'm just... disappointed. I've have expected better from you." He uses his stand-up monologue powers, funny enough when sober, to reduce stoned girls to near-deadly hyperventilation!

Even those immune to his armor-piercing guilt beam cannot withstand the levity-dampening effects of Captain Buzzkill! NO CAST PARTY IS SAFE! Where will the fiend strike next? College parties? Community theater? YOUR HOME?

Captain Buzzkill! He will ruin your good time and force you to listen to him rant about comics, movies, cats and crying!