Captain Buzzkill Strikes!

[thehefner]

So, you've had a long hard week, and now the weekend's here. Maybe you just finished a show or work's been getting on your nerves and you thought you'd unwind with the help of some mind-altering substances, yes? Well, think again! For lurking in the shadows is that scoundrel of socializing, the Prince of Passive Aggression, the fiendish... CAPTAIN BUZZKILL!

He sulks in the corner and hogs all the Tostitos! He pretends to steal your brain and smash it into bits! He looks down at you, arms crossed, and sadly laments, "I'm not angry, I'm just... disappointed. I've have expected better from you." He uses his stand-up monologue powers, funny enough when sober, to reduce stoned girls to near-deadly hyperventilation!

Even those immune to his armor-piercing guilt beam cannot withstand the levity-dampening effects of Captain Buzzkill! NO CAST PARTY IS SAFE! Where will the fiend strike next? College parties? Community theater? YOUR HOME?

Captain Buzzkill! He will ruin your good time and force you to listen to him rant about comics, movies, cats and crying!

Comments

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

See, pot or no pot, we can all be fools. You had German boy, huh, didn't know that. And hey, I didn't *try* to have a relationship with her. *soto voice* just with Bryan's girlfriend... seriously, Bryan? Yeah, I would wonder what you both were thinking, but I am in no position to judge.

But seriously, did I really say that? Are you bloody sure? If so, wow, I thought I hadn't been a jerk like that since 11th grade. On one level, I am sincerely sorry to had said that. On another level, of course I can't be entirely sorry, especially if that's what I was thinking. That first part of me is sorry about that, by the way.

[2sick2pray.livejournal.com]

okay first things first... maybe we should move this discussion to a more private forum... say email?

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Or in person, even. I agree. I'll let you know how/when I'm getting up to NYC as soon as I know.