thehefner | ramblings

Why do I save red M&Ms for last? It's not like they taste any different. I mean, sure, I save the red jujubees and skittles and starburst, because those are usually the best. Seriously, save for the tastes of a few odd people, why do they even still have orange and lemon flavors? All anybody wants are the strawberry and cherry. But yeah, back to M&Ms. I always eat the browns and yellows, getting them out of the way, so I can have the prettiest, most flavorful-looking-ones for last. It's really stupid.

Hey, it's Matthew Modine on Law and Order: SVU. Where the hell has he been? BIRDY was a great movie. Anyone remember that one? Young Nic Cage? Peter Gabriel's first soundtrack? Good movie. Hey, this show has two cast members of OZ too, including my favorite gay serial killer, Christopher Melioni. He's not as much fun here. Lack of Toby Beecher will do that. Wow, Modine's still good. Lumpier and more leathery, but good.

I had a dream last night that I was trapped in a ship underwater with a black kitten and (magician and David Mamet regular) Ricky Jay. The hull was leaking and wouldn't be able to hold, plus we were probably running out of oxygen but I didn't think of that. We were able to get out and swim to the surface. Ricky Jay and I survived, but the kitten didn't make it. I was really sad for the first hour after I woke up.

That was my story.