May. 11th, 2006
Misc. Thoughts
May. 11th, 2006 11:54 pm1.) I have no frickin' idea what the hell to get my mother for Mother's Day. Other than a new wooden cooking spoon, I haven't the faintest clue what she needs or wants anymore. Maybe another orchid? I don't know. Shit.
2.) So I got an e-mail from the One campaign, which I signed up for, but the e-mail showed up in my box saying it came from "Matt Damon." Sure enough, there was a letter by Mr. Damon, sent out as a mass e-mail alterting folks about the fact that the U.S. Senate is poised to slash billions of dollars from Bush's plan to fight AIDS and poverty in South Africa and Zambia. This is a serious, terrible situation, and hopefully a difference can be made.
3.) And yet, the very first thing that I did upon reading that e-mail was to say, "MATT DAMON!" Come on, I know some of you were too. See you in Hell!
4.) I really don't like making out with my male co-star. I just... nope. No, sir. Don't like it.
2.) So I got an e-mail from the One campaign, which I signed up for, but the e-mail showed up in my box saying it came from "Matt Damon." Sure enough, there was a letter by Mr. Damon, sent out as a mass e-mail alterting folks about the fact that the U.S. Senate is poised to slash billions of dollars from Bush's plan to fight AIDS and poverty in South Africa and Zambia. This is a serious, terrible situation, and hopefully a difference can be made.
3.) And yet, the very first thing that I did upon reading that e-mail was to say, "MATT DAMON!" Come on, I know some of you were too. See you in Hell!
4.) I really don't like making out with my male co-star. I just... nope. No, sir. Don't like it.