Pop Go The Stitches!

So the bad news is that the stitches have popped, and it's 3:22 in the morning and on a weekend no less, so it's impossible to call my doctor.

The good news is that the wound is still holding shut. More likely, I probably have internal stitches, and they're still holding the nearly-three-day-old wound together.

If it can hold through the night and not wake up with an open wound in my mouth, the next trick will be trying to eat. Assuming I can't get in touch with the doctor. Isn't there some kind of oral liquid stitches stuff I could apply?

I probably shouldn't have watched KISS KISS, BANG BANG. There was simply no way to avoid smiling with that. Then again, they might just as easily have been popped when I brushed my teeth.

Now I really do wish I had an icon of Lavinia from TITUS for this.

hopefull the last stitch-related entry

My doctor just assured me that even though the stitches popped, since the wound is holding shut I'm just fine! Woo!

What's it say about me that I was more worried of being able to watch the new episode of VENTURE BROS. tonight (laughing and therefore tearing the wound open) than I was about eating, drinking, or speaking?

Oh, that's right. It says I'm a big flaming geek.