Notes to Self
Jul. 21st, 2007 01:20 pm1.) It probably was theoretically a good idea to want to get in shape before a performance... but in the future, don't start really working out just a few days before the big performance. Those muscles you hadn't used in a long time? Yeah, they hurt. A lot. Going through a whole show like that, you kinda feel like someone kicked your ass, didn't it? Don't do it again. It's about eighteen hours since the show, and you still feel out of breath. Ow.
2.) Drink more water during the show. During. You have transitions. Use them. To drink water. Don't *sip.* DRINK, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST. Ow.
3.) Keep the bowler derby and $3 blue suit. It gets attention and sticks with people.
4.) Ya done good. People seemed to love it like hell. Resist the urge to read THE WASHINGTON POST in the next couple of days, as the reviewer was in the audience, and the Style section yesterday contacted me (by which I mean, you, self) for some pictures of the production. Hopefully you (by which you mean, me) sent them in before it was too late. You/I won't know until we read it next week, once the run is done.
5.) But-but-but it's THE WASHINGTON POST! I hafta read it! I hafta I hafta I hafta!
6.) No! They called your title "garish!" They're dead to you! DEAD, you hear?!
7.) But-but-but... POST!! *incoherent whining noises that sound something like "meh-neh-mih-nih-neh!"*
8.) What did I/you say?!
9.) ... nothing, sir.
10.) That's right, bitch.
11.) Ow.
12.) Yeah, motherfuckin' ow.
2.) Drink more water during the show. During. You have transitions. Use them. To drink water. Don't *sip.* DRINK, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST. Ow.
3.) Keep the bowler derby and $3 blue suit. It gets attention and sticks with people.
4.) Ya done good. People seemed to love it like hell. Resist the urge to read THE WASHINGTON POST in the next couple of days, as the reviewer was in the audience, and the Style section yesterday contacted me (by which I mean, you, self) for some pictures of the production. Hopefully you (by which you mean, me) sent them in before it was too late. You/I won't know until we read it next week, once the run is done.
5.) But-but-but it's THE WASHINGTON POST! I hafta read it! I hafta I hafta I hafta!
6.) No! They called your title "garish!" They're dead to you! DEAD, you hear?!
7.) But-but-but... POST!! *incoherent whining noises that sound something like "meh-neh-mih-nih-neh!"*
8.) What did I/you say?!
9.) ... nothing, sir.
10.) That's right, bitch.
11.) Ow.
12.) Yeah, motherfuckin' ow.