RIP 'EM, BROTHER! WOO! ARR!

And now, on this very special day, I shall re-enact, through the magic of moving images (I call this technology Amazo-PictoralGramsTM), a classic scene from the moving cinematic epic NO HOLDS BARRED.

I post this scene today because... well, let the insightful critical essay on i-mockery.com explain for me:

Rip then takes on all of the thugs, one at a time, pummeling the crap out of them and eventually stuffing each of their beaten bodies into the limo whether it's through a window or into the sunroof. He then goes to the only guy who's left, the limo driver, and picks him up by his neck while grunting and snarling in his face. It appears that something is wrong with the driver's pants as he squirms around in Rip's grip.

What follows is one of the most fantastic dialogue sequences ever put to film... ( along with living proof via facial expressions that Hulk Hogan would make a fucking awesome pirate. )

when you look in the mirror... you see me

Oh, and dhairya?

It's On.

October 21st deadline. So that changes things a wee bit, but we can make it work, yes? We just need to find an appropriate setting and someone with a good camera.

If I'm concerned about anything, anything at all, it's the make-up. That's the one real wild card factor here. But otherwise, I'm super-excited.