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how we wake up
Aug. 12th, 2010 04:46 pmHenchgirl just woke up (we tend to fall asleep by the first lights of morning), and the first thing she said was, "John... promise me something."
"What?"
"Promise me that... if there's ever a zombie apocalypse... and you find zombified Ty Templeton, and he's not all the way gone yet... don't bring him home so he can sign all your comics and we can kill him mercifully afterward."
"Aw, not even to have him draw me a Two-Face sketch?"
"I can't really judge, because when I saw almost-but-not-quite-zombified Ty Templeton, I hugged him. And he was totally cool about it too. 'Yeah, sure, I'll sign all your comics, totally, just put a bullet in my head when I'm done!'"
"... yeah, I make no promises."
"What?"
"Promise me that... if there's ever a zombie apocalypse... and you find zombified Ty Templeton, and he's not all the way gone yet... don't bring him home so he can sign all your comics and we can kill him mercifully afterward."
"Aw, not even to have him draw me a Two-Face sketch?"
"I can't really judge, because when I saw almost-but-not-quite-zombified Ty Templeton, I hugged him. And he was totally cool about it too. 'Yeah, sure, I'll sign all your comics, totally, just put a bullet in my head when I'm done!'"
"... yeah, I make no promises."
