quick thought

[thehefner]

Why the hell does Larry the Cable Guy have a career? The man isn't fit to lick the shit off of Ron White's boots. Not only is he going to befoul the new Pixar movie, but he's now starring in a full-length vehicle, HEALTH INSPECTOR. A whole movie. Starring Larry the Cable Guy.

Surely God is dead, and the stench rising from His corpse has settled and condensed into the form of movies like this.

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[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Right. You've lost me. "Larry the Cable Guy"?

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

He's one of the quartet known as the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, alongside Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Evingal, and the only truly talented one of the bunch, Ron White. White's fucking brilliant. The other two can be amusing, but the hick-ness is kind of annoying. But that's the theme of the whole group, that they're these blue collar redneck types.

But Larry the Cable Guy is the most aborrent of the troupe, certainly the least deserving of a career. My friend Dave used to say he hoped Larry the Cable Guy was just an act, that such a person didn't really exist. I dunno how prevelant it is in Canadaland, but Larry's insufferable catchphrase "Git-R-Done" has infiltrated our very way of life. And now he has his own movie coming out: LARRY THE CABLE GUY- HEALTH INSPECTOR.

You're the lucky one for being spared.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Jeff Foxworthy I'd head of. *puzzled* In these parts, we used to have a preponderence of "GIV'ER"... This guy sounds seriously annoying.

*takes her luck where she can find it*