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I... it...

Until ten minutes ago, I had never heard of the band Europe, nor their hit song "The Final Countdown."

Dear sweet fucking lord. I need to film a montage to that song. Perhaps for a film about a 1987 gamer training mind, body, and soul for a Mega Man 2 death-match tournament. It'd be like a combination of a Bruce Lee/Van Damme flick, KARATE KID, and THE WIZARD.

I can't stop laughing as I listen to this song. I can't. It's utter brilliance.


Seriously, in terms of pure montage potential, it's up there with "Gonna Fly Now," "Eye of the Tiger," "Push it to the Limit," and the downright brilliant fake trailer for the PUNCH-OUT! movie.

Which reminds me: old-school NES fans, rejoice. The PUNCH-OUT guys have returned.

With CONTRA.



Not as utterly fantastic as PUNCH-OUT, but I anxiously await their new offerings. GIVE HIM ZE UPPERCUT! ZE UPPERCUT!!!



Finally, CRACKED continues to inexplicably prove itself as a must-read website with features like the following:

The Five Biggest Badass Popes.

The Six Most Terrifying Foods in the World

And once again, for the sake of posterity: Introducing the Larry Holmes Grillmaster XL. Which I still cannot read with a straight face.

Date: 2007-11-16 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
And sixteen minutes of hard contemplation later, it's clear that I've used up my alliteration mana for the night.

Date: 2007-11-16 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angrylemur.livejournal.com
... why must you tempt me with such a perfect lead-in for the making of dirty puns?

Date: 2007-11-16 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
I'm very good at such things. I leave myself wide open and leave others to pick up their cues.

Of course, if it goes bad, I can always put the blame on them, ultimately. It's win-win. ;p

Date: 2007-11-16 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angrylemur.livejournal.com
Such a charmer ;)

Well, I'll trust that the fact that I greatly enjoy flirting with cute performers doesn't make you ridiculously uncomfortable, then.

(Psst: if it does, no worries, I'm quite comfortable just nerding it up about comics and whatnot, too.)

Date: 2007-11-16 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Yes, well, it's been said that I do have the "Hef" buried somewhere in me, underneath the layers of big flaming arms-flailing geek.

(Psst: if it does, no worries, I'm quite comfortable just nerding it up about comics and whatnot, too.)

A happy combination of the two is my personal favorite.

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