Urban Dictionary Name Meme

[thehefner]

Taken from several, had to do it. Results are copy-pasted exactly as I found them. I know this wasn't a contest, but I think I win.


Look up your name at Urban Dictionary
Post what you find here.

John

1.) a person who uses the services of a prostitute

2.) A toilet, outhouse, etc. Referred to in the movie Robin Hood Men in Tights, in which they were named after the awful king, Prince John.

3.) JOHN is the #2 most common male name.

4.) A man with a very large penis, usually above 6 inches.

5.) a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..
"i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"

6.) a wildcard curse word..can be used as any "bad" word you can think of..this word can be used as mostly any insulting word in the enlglish language

7.) A pube hair that grows slightly off course and gets pulled off and lands in a cereal bowl

8.) a bitch who thinks other girl's boyfriends are losers even when john is one... I HATE JOHN!

9.) a small, chodey penis. Not impressive in any manor.

10.) Australian for beer.


Hefner

1.) Cool to it's core. Someone or something that seems to have been born under the cool star. Natural and uninhibited coolness - in a good way.

Sort of a jazz meets Buddah meets sexy kind of greatness.

When everything is just right and perfect like it couldn't be anything else.
We went to this restaurant-lounge place the other night. The food was amazing and the music was unbelievable! The whole thing was hefner, man.

Comments

[morganashkevron.livejournal.com]

I think #9 is my favorite - not impressive in any manor, but perhaps in a bungalo, you'll do better ;)

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is, even if I do inherit the family estate and truly achieve jazz-Buddha-sex fusion powers... my dick's impressiveness with suffer by comparison.

This whole thing is a series of spiraling layers of Hefnerian upon Hefnerian.

[morganashkevron.livejournal.com]

It's all about the context - everything looks smaller in a jazz-Buddha-sex fusion manor house, unless you're Tommy Lee. But you could opt for a jazz-Buddha-sex fusion penthouse condo.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Nya-haa, brilliant loophole! I approve.

[bimmin.livejournal.com]

I always knew you were "halarious".

>_<;

But seriously...where's the "Cursing of Richards"? Who knew the Urban Dictionary wasn't perfect? O_O;

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

The spelling and grammar, it burnses us. And dude, what is up with the two-dot ellipsis?

Hey, you could always add it in. "Richards: 1.) dirty stupid jerk inferior to DOOM." One of these days, I'm gonna have to add "Hefnerian," after all.

[thirdbase.livejournal.com]

meeeep! I get only 1 definition -- to fuck.

I can't decide if this is good or bad.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Could be worse. Could involve defecation. See, always look on the bright side of life!

[nymphgalatea.livejournal.com]

Laura:The person with this name is the most amazing person you will ever meet. After you say hi to her, magic fairy dust will sprinkle on your head and then you'll be able to FLY! OMG! Who WOULDN'T want to fly?

Riiiight. Well, I can safely say that no magic fairy dust has ever followed in my wake. In fact, I am one of the least likely people on earth to spread magic pixie crack about the place.

John: A pube hair that grows slightly off course and gets pulled off and lands in a cereal bowl

This is just rather wonderful in how specific it is.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Still, I will have to remember to say hi when I meet you. Just to be safe. And if it works, I will kidnap you and pump your juices to give life my unholy army of wooden puppet soldiers, and then the Fabled Homelands will be MINE, all MINE, AHAHAHAHA! Erm, sorry.

And yeah, that really is one of the best ones, if only because I imagine it must have happened at least once, thus causing someone to decide (for whatever reason) to call it John.

[cisic.livejournal.com]

Hmm... #4 and #9 seem to cancel each other out. Though I suppose you could claim that #4 is more credible, seeing as the entry is spelled correctly.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

hehe, only a handful of girls and the audiences who saw me in BLUE SURGE know for sure.

[princessebee.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Glad I could amuse. :)