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Urban Dictionary Name Meme
Jun. 17th, 2008 12:19 pmTaken from several, had to do it. Results are copy-pasted exactly as I found them. I know this wasn't a contest, but I think I win.
Look up your name at Urban Dictionary
Post what you find here.
John
1.) a person who uses the services of a prostitute
2.) A toilet, outhouse, etc. Referred to in the movie Robin Hood Men in Tights, in which they were named after the awful king, Prince John.
3.) JOHN is the #2 most common male name.
4.) A man with a very large penis, usually above 6 inches.
5.) a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..
"i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"
6.) a wildcard curse word..can be used as any "bad" word you can think of..this word can be used as mostly any insulting word in the enlglish language
7.) A pube hair that grows slightly off course and gets pulled off and lands in a cereal bowl
8.) a bitch who thinks other girl's boyfriends are losers even when john is one... I HATE JOHN!
9.) a small, chodey penis. Not impressive in any manor.
10.) Australian for beer.
Hefner
1.) Cool to it's core. Someone or something that seems to have been born under the cool star. Natural and uninhibited coolness - in a good way.
Sort of a jazz meets Buddah meets sexy kind of greatness.
When everything is just right and perfect like it couldn't be anything else.
We went to this restaurant-lounge place the other night. The food was amazing and the music was unbelievable! The whole thing was hefner, man.
Look up your name at Urban Dictionary
Post what you find here.
John
1.) a person who uses the services of a prostitute
2.) A toilet, outhouse, etc. Referred to in the movie Robin Hood Men in Tights, in which they were named after the awful king, Prince John.
3.) JOHN is the #2 most common male name.
4.) A man with a very large penis, usually above 6 inches.
5.) a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..
"i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"
6.) a wildcard curse word..can be used as any "bad" word you can think of..this word can be used as mostly any insulting word in the enlglish language
7.) A pube hair that grows slightly off course and gets pulled off and lands in a cereal bowl
8.) a bitch who thinks other girl's boyfriends are losers even when john is one... I HATE JOHN!
9.) a small, chodey penis. Not impressive in any manor.
10.) Australian for beer.
Hefner
1.) Cool to it's core. Someone or something that seems to have been born under the cool star. Natural and uninhibited coolness - in a good way.
Sort of a jazz meets Buddah meets sexy kind of greatness.
When everything is just right and perfect like it couldn't be anything else.
We went to this restaurant-lounge place the other night. The food was amazing and the music was unbelievable! The whole thing was hefner, man.
