I'm a-comin' for you, Gatorland!

So.

Guess who's performing THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES in the 2008 Orlando Fringe Festival?

... the first five guesses don't count.

And thus the first stop on my North American tour is landed. Holy shit, this is happening.

Up next, time to apply for Cincinnati Fringe and Montreal Fringe. It downright terrifies me that it'll cost me $683.70 in Canadian money to apply for my 1 hour 15 minutes show, but as I get 100% of the box office, theoretically it should work out. Assuming I can fill enough houses.

The Count's Song/Viva Laughlin

I was cackling with laughter so hard from this, I think I disturbed the tenant upstairs having her usual loud sex. I couldn't help myself. This is brilliant.

And while we're posting videos...

Cracked.com ran an article on shows that were thankfully canceled after just one episode, and one of these shows was a little something called VIVA LAUGHLIN, featuring Hugh Jackman.

This just came out, mind you, and was already canceled, particularly after the New York Times wondered if Viva Laughlin could be "the worst show in the history of television." Then again, I'm currently pissed at the New York Times for panning BEOWULF, so there we go.

Anyway, Cracked sets up this clip by saying, "Watch this clip. If you're still not sure why it was canceled, watch it again. Just keep watching it."

Sure, maybe this wouldn't work as a real show.

But I tell you what, trade the Stones for Sinatra, and this is EXACTLY what Johnny Go sees when he closes his eyes.